Your Own Weather Pet Co.
456 Waskigie Mick Drive, Waskigie, Michigan
Want a pet, but don't have the time to maintain and care for one?
Now we have the answer! Using the latest in bio-techno-meteorology,
we have a created a unique line of housebroken animals that can only
survive your exact current weather conditions! This means that once the
weather conditions change, you can neatly wrap it a cardboard box
(not included) and neatly dispose of it at the nearest waste facility.
Our Process:
Your current weather condition affects the animals torso
while your current wind speed affects the type of wings.
The color of their body reacts to your current temperature
and their head changes any which way the wind blows.
Their mustache? That's affected by the humidity.